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Things you would find in Pimpdave's bedroom

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A life-sized, inflatable sex doll of Keith Olbermann

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Well, if you're going to go tit for tat, it really should be Pedronicus' bedroom. But have at it. I'd love to see what people come up with. I promise to honestly confirm when people post accurate guesses.
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pimpdave wrote:I promise to honestly confirm when people post accurate guesses.
I'll take a stab at it then.

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some clean socks
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a cuddly toy
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Pedronicus wrote:some clean socks
Define "clean". Cause I'd call a "happy sock" clean until it's been soiled at least 3 times.
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A little stuffed toy dog named "Killer" that barks when people pass in front of it.
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Yarg?
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A single trophy which reads
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pimpdave wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:some clean socks
Define "clean". Cause I'd call a "happy sock" clean until it's been soiled at least 3 times.
:lol: :lol:
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A "BOB" or some other battery operated self entertainment device.
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Dead hookers.
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My porn stash.
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InklOsed's Playgirls
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A bed

A lib of some sort.
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Pictures of Army of God posing in his underpants
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pimpdave wrote:Well, if you're going to go tit for tat, it really should be Pedronicus' bedroom. But have at it. I'd love to see what people come up with. I promise to honestly confirm when people post accurate guesses.
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A display of letters written to Pimpdave by various world leaders (including Clinton, Angela Merkel and Silvio Berlusconi) thanking him for being so awesome and for brightening up their days on earth.
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The shrunken heads of conservative wingnuts that he has hunted down and eviscerated.
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john9blue's spine.
Much like those trophies from Predator.
Renewed yet infused with apathy.
Let's just have a good time, all right?
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Maugena wrote:john9blue's spine.
I don't think that it's fair to accuse him of owning entirely fictional items.
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InkL0sed wrote:My porn stash.
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