When Her Indoors is away...

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:22 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:As your stories go, this one seems more believable than the previous. Except for a few flaws that have already been pointed out.

Shame.....
Believe what you like Pal, its the truth as you can see by the pic of Claire in Teddys.
Claire is polishing my 14th century chest of drawers right now, I had to tell her not to rub off all the veneer...

While I have your attention, what's your excuse against the proof misterman brought up against you in Flame Wars?

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:22 pm

Hey guys, am I cool because I post in all bold because I really want to be noticed

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:24 pm

video! video! video!!!

Come on nonce, slag. Give us a video, or I'll get one of my Serbian goons to visit you. Us Serbs aren't nice, you know.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:24 pm

misterman10 wrote:Hey guys, am I cool because I post in all bold because I really want to be noticed

people already impersonated him, its old

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:24 pm

Shadowstar wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:As your stories go, this one seems more believable than the previous. Except for a few flaws that have already been pointed out.

Shame.....
Believe what you like Pal, its the truth as you can see by the pic of Claire in Teddys.
Claire is polishing my 14th century chest of drawers right now, I had to tell her not to rub off all the veneer...
While I have your attention, what's your excuse against the proof misterman brought up against you in Flame Wars?

That wasn`t proof.
I have computers available to me when I play poker in tournaments, I dictate to one of my Goons what I want typing and they run off and do it.
I`m Joe Beevers

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:26 pm

people leave itout.

Joe is obviously a cool man and im not just saying that because genial george is next to me.

Joe, George wants to know what we should go with that "trash"

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:28 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:As your stories go, this one seems more believable than the previous. Except for a few flaws that have already been pointed out.

Shame.....
Believe what you like Pal, its the truth as you can see by the pic of Claire in Teddys.
Claire is polishing my 14th century chest of drawers right now, I had to tell her not to rub off all the veneer...
While I have your attention, what's your excuse against the proof misterman brought up against you in Flame Wars?
That wasn`t proof.
I have computers available to me when I play poker in tournaments, I dictate to one of my Goons what I want typing and they run off and do it.
I`m Joe Beevers

No, you see, I mean how you posted that you did those events on the day you posted. Yet you weren't in Hendon.

Also, your sig says that no-one beats Joe Beevers, yet Joe lost that tourney match.....

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:29 pm

john cena is a fuckface

JoeBeevers wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:As your stories go, this one seems more believable than the previous. Except for a few flaws that have already been pointed out.

Shame.....
Believe what you like Pal, its the truth as you can see by the pic of Claire in Teddys.
Claire is polishing my 14th century chest of drawers right now, I had to tell her not to rub off all the veneer...
While I have your attention, what's your excuse against the proof misterman brought up against you in Flame Wars?
That wasn`t proof.
I have computers available to me when I play poker in tournaments, I dictate to one of my Goons what I want typing and they run off and do it.
I`m Joe Beevers

I think you're a stache, obviously from England, maybe Johnny Rotten

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:29 pm

Well, I have to leave for a while.
Claire has finished her jobs and wants me to take her upstairs.
I promised her I would wear my Lime Green silk Kimono, with 4 fire breathing dragons on the back...

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:30 pm

have fun with your boys, reggie.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:31 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Well, I have to leave for a while.
Claire has finished her jobs and wants me to take her upstairs.
I promised her I would wear my Lime Green silk Kimono, with 4 fire breathing dragons on the back...

way to dodge the interrogation dickhead

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:31 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Well, I have to leave for a while.
Claire has finished her jobs and wants me to take her upstairs.
I promised her I would wear my Lime Green silk Kimono, with 4 fire breathing dragons on the back...

Please, don't disgrace dragons by wearing them on your back.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:31 pm

willis wrote:ewwwww. Static uses IE

That's nothing, he uses vista

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:32 pm

The1exile wrote:
willis wrote:ewwwww. Static uses IE
That's nothing, he uses vista

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:33 pm

It's tricky business
But four weeks past I took some goons of Joe.
And I tortured them, cut off their manliness and threatened to kill their families if they didn't give me what I want.
They told me where to find this thug. They must have been weaklings considering how little they refused to tell me.
Shame. How someone who thinks he's so strong hires such feminine bodyguards.

Hours pass as I ride in a hotwired Chevrolet down to wherever it is I'm going. Thank Mohammed for the Nav system, normally only rich white motherfuckers really want them and only poor unfamiliar immigrant newbies need them.
But here I had one, and by the balls of Jesus it helps me get there.
Of course the free ride comes to an end. Coppers. Popos. Call them what you like, to me they are nothing but a distraction.
I know the work of this thug, I know he hates his coppers. So if I'm going up against a man like this, I have to take it a step further.

It's hard driving 135 miles an hour with a body in your trunk, but then again you gotta do what you gotta do.

Do I finally kill Joe Beevers? Tune in next time whenever I feel like it.

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:33 pm

static_ice wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:Well, I have to leave for a while.
Claire has finished her jobs and wants me to take her upstairs.
I promised her I would wear my Lime Green silk Kimono, with 4 fire breathing dragons on the back...
way to dodge the interrogation dickhead

QFT

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:36 pm

Shadowstar wrote:
static_ice wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:Well, I have to leave for a while.
Claire has finished her jobs and wants me to take her upstairs.
I promised her I would wear my Lime Green silk Kimono, with 4 fire breathing dragons on the back...
way to dodge the interrogation dickhead
QFT

hes not dodging it

he has duties

tsk tsk

ask your daddies

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:38 pm

cena-rules wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
static_ice wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:Well, I have to leave for a while.
Claire has finished her jobs and wants me to take her upstairs.
I promised her I would wear my Lime Green silk Kimono, with 4 fire breathing dragons on the back...
way to dodge the interrogation dickhead
QFT
hes not dodging it

he has duties

tsk tsk

ask your daddies

a girl that he never met before in his life is ordering him to wear a fagsuit. What happened to the bitchslapping joe?

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:38 pm

cena-rules wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
static_ice wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:Well, I have to leave for a while.
Claire has finished her jobs and wants me to take her upstairs.
I promised her I would wear my Lime Green silk Kimono, with 4 fire breathing dragons on the back...
way to dodge the interrogation dickhead
QFT
hes not dodging it

he has duties

tsk tsk

ask your daddies

Don't you think it's rather... convenient?

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:40 pm

Shadowstar wrote:
cena-rules wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
static_ice wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:Well, I have to leave for a while.
Claire has finished her jobs and wants me to take her upstairs.
I promised her I would wear my Lime Green silk Kimono, with 4 fire breathing dragons on the back...
way to dodge the interrogation dickhead
QFT
hes not dodging it

he has duties

tsk tsk

ask your daddies
Don't you think it's rather... convenient?

no

obviously Claire has needs.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:41 pm

cena-rules wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
cena-rules wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
static_ice wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:Well, I have to leave for a while.
Claire has finished her jobs and wants me to take her upstairs.
I promised her I would wear my Lime Green silk Kimono, with 4 fire breathing dragons on the back...
way to dodge the interrogation dickhead
QFT
hes not dodging it

he has duties

tsk tsk

ask your daddies
Don't you think it's rather... convenient?
no

obviously Claire has needs.

obviously you chose to answer the second question only because it is easier to not look like a dumbass, dumbass

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:42 pm

cena-rules wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
cena-rules wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
static_ice wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:Well, I have to leave for a while.
Claire has finished her jobs and wants me to take her upstairs.
I promised her I would wear my Lime Green silk Kimono, with 4 fire breathing dragons on the back...
way to dodge the interrogation dickhead
QFT
hes not dodging it

he has duties

tsk tsk

ask your daddies
Don't you think it's rather... convenient?
no

obviously Claire has needs.

Ahh, but the way Joe is, he wouldn't care. And he HAPPENS to leave the second he gets in trouble...

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:44 pm

Shadowstar wrote:
cena-rules wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
cena-rules wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
static_ice wrote: way to dodge the interrogation dickhead
QFT
hes not dodging it

he has duties

tsk tsk

ask your daddies
Don't you think it's rather... convenient?
no

obviously Claire has needs.
Ahh, but the way Joe is, he wouldn't care. And he HAPPENS to leave the second he gets in trouble...

oh well

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:06 pm

i expected his post to say "...i masturbate"

luns101 · Post by **luns101** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:26 pm

Serbia wrote:August 1, the day all of CC gets banned. Except the lap dog Rev. Kyle.

Hey, just because you're too lazy to save up for the $1.00 per post don't start chucking out insults.